Monday, September 28, 2009

To an old friend

Dear Hoodie,
Oh, how I have missed you. Your smooth, cozy, goodness knows no bounds. These many long months, I have longed to feel your fleecey goodness envelope my frame in a cocoon of warmth and snuggage.
I know your pouch pooches in the most unflattering way, but it keeps my hands so cozy warm on those frigid chilled-to-the-bone days.I know your shapeless form masks what precious little feminine shape I have.

I know the bunchage around my neck from your hood is not known to be necessarily becoming to a lady, such as I.
But Hoodie, dear Hoodie, I knew today was the day. I felt the chill in the air as my eyes peeped open this morning. Fall is here.
It's so nice to see you again. Welcome back.
Love,
Me

1 comment:

Cali said...

Katy,

I'd almost say you're ready for a snuggly. They now come in animal prints. Give an "As Seen On TV" gift... get an "As Seen On TV" gift. I feel the circle of love coming back your direction. If I weren't "anti support their cause," I'd get you one just for fun. But, then I'd be leading them to believe they had a valuable product. Wouldn't want to do that.

Love, Cali